Dear Portland Resident,
Despite best efforts to contain the HZV outbreak in Bend, local authorities have confirmed 12 cases of infected residents in downtown Portland. In order to reduce the impact of this aggressive virus, we are planning a full evacuation of the city. But first, we have set up temporary training centers in the city’s last remaining “safe zone”.
PLEASE REPORT TO THIS TRAINING CENTER AT 1PM TOMORROW:
417 SOUTHEAST 11th AVENUE, PORTLAND OR 97214 (map <https://www.google.com/maps/place/417+SE+11th+Ave,+Portland,+OR+97214/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x5495a0a413fdfa9b:0xd4fcde85ca73c67a?sa=X&ei=o57nVICPM4zqoATbhYDQDg&ved=0CB4Q8gEwAA> )
To Bring:
* Your completed household communication plan <http://www.sandiegofast.org/images/commplan.jpg>
* A radio (handcrank or battery)
* Comfortable shoes / clothes
* A notebook and pens
* A printed map of Portland / Multnomah County
* Smartphone with a fully charged battery
To Prepare:
1) Sign up for http://www.publicalerts.org/
2) If you have an iPhone, search for TheGoGame (no spaces) in the app store, and download the app with the orange icon. Please do it before you arrive on-site tomorrow. If you do not have an iPhone, there is no action needed at this time.
3) Look at yourself in the mirror, flex your muscles, and whisper “I am the walrus”. Somehow, it helps. Please do not panic.
Portland Bureau of Zombie Management
www.thegogame.com/zombiepdx <http://www.thegogame.com/zombiepdx>
